NBC News reveals the TSA fails 95% of their QA tests. If you've played D&D before, you know what 20-sided dice look like. You also know what a 'natural 20' is. Basically, the TSA's THAC0 is so terrible they can only hit on a nat20. They'd get wiped by a random kobold patrol.
$4.6 billion is the 2015 TSA budget. $4.6 billion-with-a-b is how much we're spending on petty grope-happy bullies who fail stupendously at the modest task which is their charge.
I don't know about you guys, but I have some pretty serious buyer's remorse over here.
There are natural limits to political kayfabe. The TSA has exceeded them. It is time to disband these Keystone Kops summarily and without delay.